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[personal profile] thette has been much more into TV series than books for a while now, and one of her favourites lately has been Legends of Tomorrow, which she appreciates partly through its sheer campiness. Then she showed me the ending of the season 3 finale with Beebo, leading to no less than three songs about that cuddly giant bear.

||: Beebo cuddles, Beebo cuddles
wants to have right now :||
We are pros at orgies
Merging our bodies
But we feel blue, but we feel blue
When we find out how

To the tune of "Gubben Noach"; I think it's the ninth filk of that tune I've written so far.

That song didn't quite capture the sheer camp and silliness of the scene, so I wrote another one.

En vänlig nalles blåa fot
nu springer genom staden.
Den möter Mallus onda hot
när vi ser på från raden.
En brassespark
så stor och stark
och vinkar in upploppet
sen kommer kram i hoppet.

To the tune of the Swedish summer hymn "En vänlig grönskas rika dräkt".

But thette and I had recently talked about "Jolene" by Dolly Parton, which led to yet another one, more closely based on the Swedish parody "Brolin" by Spirella Girls (Youtube), about a woman whose husband ends up following the then football world championships rather than caring about her.

Beebo Beebo Beebo Beebo
Jag ber dig snälla, ta inte mitt lag
Beebo Beebo Beebo Beebo
För ensam utan dom så är jag svag

Du är så rund du är så stark
Med blåa ben på stadig mark
Du springer som en virvelvind - Beebo

Så mycket muskelkraft det är
När dom din blåa kropp dom bär
Men jag är svag och flämtande - Beebo

Dom drömmer om dig natt och dag
Vill ha en orgie uti Prag
Och kicka Mallus som en boll - Beebo

Med ölburk framför Eurosport
I brynja drömmer dom sig bort
Dom vill blott ha totemen - Beebo

Beebo Beebo...

Dom far ju runt i detta skepp
Kan välja ibland många grepp
Men jag har blott en enda bön - Beebo

Jag ber dig lämna oss i fred
Ditt totem, far åt helvete!
Förlåt mig min förtvivlan - Åh Beebo
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