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thette complains about the various crackfic ideas (and puns) I have breaking her brain (in a good way), and that I never does anything with them. This one, however, was short enough to complete:Mountie: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To swing your axe, feel it strike deep, and to hear the lamentation from falling trees.
...
Conan: I never wanted to be a barbarian hero. I always wanted to be a... lumberjack!
*switch to lumberjack song*
