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This is probably my lewdest filk so far. I realised "a wizard's staff has a knob on the end" from Discworld fit perfectly into the rhythm of the song Pop opp i topp by Thore Skogman. This one was written in less than an hour, but that's par for the course for him.

Original version with Thore Skogman and Lill-Babs. Or a rockier version with Dag Vag, Per Gessle, and Thore Skogman.

Lyrics should be safe for work, as in they're lewd but not explicit.


Knob on the end
We will not summon DEATH
Knob knob knob on the end end
Knob on the end leaves you gasping for breath
Knob on the end end

Knob on the end
We’re splitting the thaum
Knob knob knob on the end end
Knob on the end it is under my thumb
Knob on the end end

A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end
Knob knob knob on the end end
Everyone gathers to see it extend
Knob on the end end

High energy magic field of the young
Knob knob knob on the end end
Your spell is here on the tip of the tongue
Knob on the end end

Knob on the end
We will not summon DEATH
Knob knob knob on the end end
Knob on the end leaves you gasping for breath
Knob on the end end

We have to watch out for Nobby Nobb's knob
Knob knob knob on the end end
Now that the goblins gave him a job
Knob on the end end

The staff of the watch now misses a Nobb
Knob knob knob on the end end
The lack of corruption can make one feel robb'd
Knob on the end end

Knob on the end
We will not summon DEATH
Knob knob knob on the end end
Knob on the end leaves you gasping for breath
Knob on the end end

Out of cheese, we can do without HEX
Knob knob knob on the end end
Stibbons he ponders how to rhyme next
Knob on the end end

Right in the fun a call for dinner they send
Knob knob knob on the end end
The magic is broken this is the end
For knob on the end end

For knob on the end end

ETA: Two new verses, referencing Nobby Nobbs.

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