Two late silly filks

[kjn]

Two rather silly filks inspired by reading Phoenix Ascendant by Ryk Spoor.

First one is rather silly, to the tune of the theme song from Pinky and the Brain. It also contains some spoilers for the books, but nothing major (especially if you have read the previous parts closely). It's probably rather nonsensical if you haven't read at least one of the books.


They're Aran and Tobimar
Yes, Aran and Tobimar
One is a villain, the other's a star
They vie for Kyri's love
And will soon take off the glove
They're human
They're Aran and Tobimar, mar, mar, mar,
mar, mar, mar, Tobimar

Before the night is done
Kyri's plan is unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
Her skin will be so curled

They're Aran and Tobimar
Yes, Aran and Tobimar
Their lovestruck campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their human worth
They'll help god's rebirth
They're Aran and Tobimar, mar, mar, mar,
mar, mar, mar, Tobimar

The other one is even more silly, and based on Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones. I cannot vouch for its singability either. For an introduction to Poplock, see my earlier filk about him: Demon, Dragon, Phoenix, Toad.


Hey ho - let's hop
Hey ho - let's hop

He's jumping in a straight line
Destructive like a storm wind
Shouting fear me in their minds
The Poplock bounce

The monsters are on retreat
He's generating steam heat
Making monsters into meat
The Poplock bounce

Hey ho - let's hop
Shoot'em in the back now
Where he is, I don't know
He's all reved up and ready to go