Crackfic

[kjn]

thette complains about the various crackfic ideas (and puns) I have breaking her brain (in a good way), and that I never does anything with them. This one, however, was short enough to complete:

Mountie: Conan! What is best in life?

Conan: To swing your axe, feel it strike deep, and to hear the lamentation from falling trees.

...

Conan: I never wanted to be a barbarian hero. I always wanted to be a... lumberjack!

*switch to lumberjack song*

Comments

[kpmooney.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Now I have the lumberjack song in an Austrian accent in my head.